I'm trying to spiff up my slovenly country bumpkin wardrobe one great piece at a time. Baby steps, people. I told you kids about Gilt Groupe when they had their kick ass Jack Spade sale and I now I'm spreading the word again. Great service, great brands, and they deliver lickity split. Some highlights:

Benjamin Bixby “1935 Sweater”: Classic and collegiate this vintage inspired sweater will keep the chill off in the upcoming months.

Marc by Marc Jacobs “Moleskin Military Shirt”: The perfect style and weight for spring to wear without a jacket.

Hyden Yoo “Shawl Collar Blazer”: This wool herringbone blazer updates the classic blazer that can take you from a day at the office to your hot date.

Trovata “Cotton Trench Coat": We all know that April showers bring May flowers, so make sure you stay try with a stylish trench.

Tony Melillo “Classic Cotton Twill Pants”: The perfect chino perfect for all occasions.
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Gilt Group Sign up today. It's invitation only, no gatecrashers allowed. Each sale runs for 36 hours with discounts of up to 70% off retail. Oh, yeah.


I love it. It's classic PSB. It inspired me to do the photo-illustrated mash-up above. Actually, I was just experimenting with the new Illustrator CS 4 and going bananas with the snazzy new filters and doodads, using the raw CMYK color palette for an 80's pop/paint splattered loosey goosey collage effect and I kind of like the result. It's totally different from my usual style and I love how lurid and slapped together it looks. What do you think?

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Megaupload.com I don't condone stealing, but if you're so inclined, get the fab YES while it's hot.

Furniture Porn

Saturday, March 14, 2009 | , | 8 comments »

As a barn sale/flea market/junk shop kind of cheapskate, I can't imagine actually being able to afford anything on 1st Dibs, but I do love perusing the high end, to-the-trade wares for inspiration and a good dose of daily eye candy/furniture porn. Some of my faves today:

Hi. I'm The Rural Modernist and I'm a globe-aholic. I also have a fetish for old signage, so this one really gets me all tingly down there.

Metal Globe
France
1950's
A large advertising handpainted metal globe wrapped in metal film.
Price
$6,500
(HOLY CRAP!)

Yeah, we've seen this chair a gazillion times already, but I don't care. That caramel leather is just so supple and inviting I want to pet it.

1960s "Egg" Armchair by Arne Jacobsen
Denmark
1960s
1960s "Egg" armchair by Arne Jacobsen, with metal base and leather upholstery.
Price
$13,894
(GULP.)

I loathe faux finishes, but I love faux bois.

Faux bois table and chair set
France
Circa 1900
Table and three stool set in ferro cement faux bois. An extraordinarily lifelike recreation of natural wood rendered by hand in cement.
Price
$6,375 (YIKES.)


I like ceramics that look like organ meats. I'm going to try knocking this off in my next pottery class.

Ceramic Sculptural Vessel
American
20Th Century
Ceramic Vessel Sculpture
Price
$4,800 (COUGH COUGH.)

Bingo! This graphic coffee table is practically free by 1st Dibs standards.


1965 Coffee Table by R. Capron
France
1965
1965 coffee table by R. Capron with structure in metal and ceramic tiles on top surface.
Price
$1,755 (SCHWING!)


The higher the hair, the closer to God.


I hope he reported this.

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LP Cover Lover Once you start browsing this collection of vintage album covers you can't stop.



Well, it came and it went: the redesigned carton for Tropicana Pure Premium orange juice— derided as European, at best, and generic, at worst. It wasn't until the Tropicana debate erupted on the blogosphere that I realized European has such negative connotations; from a design standpoint, European is usually considered a positive. Evidently not to Tropicana loyalists. When I first encountered the new carton, my initial reaction was more ambivalent than negative. It certainly stood out amidst all of the orange (the fruit), orange (the color) and orange tree imagery on all the other cartons of juice. The new Tropicana logotype, which preserved the little green leaf over the "i", seemed an improvement over the previous version, which contained two of my least favorite design conventions: curved type and a gradation. The image of the stemmed glass of juice looked suitably enticing and spoke to a new emphasis on elegance (after all, isn't it rather fancy to drink one's juice from a stemmed glass?).

However, on closer inspection (because I had to buy it), I found the typography to be in serious need of refinement: bad justified paragraphs, two many weights and styles, excessively long line lengths, type placed on the vertical for no apparent reason, etc. In short, not very European.

I certainly didn't feel strongly enough about the redesign to complain to PepsiCo, unlike denizens of loyal Tropicana consumers. This week, Tropicana announced it would return to the original carton design, while maintaining the new, slightly sexual, bulbous orange-shaped cap. So the iconic orange with the red and white striped straw is back. It's an appealing image; it always was, with the implication of fresh squeezed taste. Although, I know fresh-squeezed o.j., and, Tropicana Pure Premium, you're no fresh squeezed. However, Tropicana—even the original design (right)—is still the best looking mass brand of o.j. on the shelves.

I'm curious to see how the equally controversial Pepsi redesign (also by the Arnell Group) plays out in the coming weeks. Good God, is it too European?

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Juiciful Read more of Charmaine's musings on the graphic arts and homemade ricotta.



I'm almost finished with my second pottery class and here are some of the results. Similar shapes as my first attempt, except these are slightly more refined and a smidge taller. It's hard to see in the photo, but I've been dipping them in high gloss white and leaving portions natural and unglazed. I like the contrast. They look extra modern with these spiky tillandsia air plants sprouting out of them instead of baby's breath and carnations. Starting with my next class this spring, I'm going to start selling them since I'm running out of display surfaces in my own home. Would you buy one of my slightly lumpy handcrafted one-of-a-kind vessels?

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Air Plants No dirt required and they come in a mind boggling array of bizarre shapes and sizes.
Robert The He did the cool yellow "book gun" in the background.
FLOR I shot this on my House Pet carpet tiles on the floor. I need a better tripod.

A kaleidoscope of Fornasetti-esque animated graphics bounce along to a disco beat while drenched in candy coated colors. What's not to love?



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Mr. Peacock Read Master P.'s engaging treatise on the fabulous Piero Fornasetti.
Pet Shop Boys Watch the video in extra large HD on their website. Their new album Yes is out 3/23 in the UK. The "Love Etc." single's out 3/16 and will come with remixes by Gui Boratto, the Pet Shop Boys, Kurd Maverick and FrankMusik.