Editor's Note: I meant to publish this on my other blog, Doodle Whore, but posted it here by mistake, probably because I'm still in a state of disbelief about the terrible Alexander McQueen news. I'm leaving it.
Rumor has it my two favorite twats from The Real Housewives of New York are not being invited back next season. POO on Bravo if that's true! KaDOOZE to Ramoner and Luanne who are not on the alleged cutting block. The new season starts on Thursday, March 4. Yes, I'll be watching and doodling Bethenny's lantern jaw, Kelly's wayward knockers, and finding a way to visually represent Jill's elegant nasal whine as best as I can.